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当我打完麻将回到家中时，第一眼就看见了阳台上晾晒的衣服，心中咯噔一下，心想完了，出大事了！5 [( {0 W# P! y* g- A+ Y1 [2 ?: }
6 H- p) ?" j* K; w 老婆正在厨房做午饭，我跟她打了一声招呼后，小心翼翼地来到了阳台上，偷偷摸了我的裤子口袋，里面空落落的一无所有。此时，我的额头上已渗出汗珠。
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; U: L ]+ m, p# [1 ~) o! | 本来我跟老婆是洗衣AA制，自结婚至今，除了她怀孕和生小孩那一段时间，我们都是各洗各的衣服。老婆今天破天荒地给我洗衣服，让我心中忐忑不安。我最担心的是我裤子口袋里的2000元钱，那可是我偷偷背着老婆打麻将赢的钱。
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' B' d ~# o, K [4 v7 S 在网上菠菜，我的本金都是经过老婆允许才给的。我说出来不怕大家笑话，我的工资卡都是由我老婆替我掌管，我连密码都不知道，还有我的身份证、户口本，都被我老婆锁在床头柜的小抽屉里。这2000元钱我本来打算开个银行账户存起来，可还没来得及把身份证弄出来，就被老婆发现了。
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中午，老婆搞了4个菜，1凉3热。凉菜是从小区门口的卤肉店里买的猪心肺。
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2 _5 ^; T7 e4 e! b. A 我说：老婆，今天怎么这么破费？/ p ^7 O8 [ Y. Y
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3 z8 I' p; i# k6 ` 老婆说：来尝尝，这是狼心，那是狗肺！
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1 s4 R& ^% V& B5 q% r 我心想再不承认，我可要倒霉了，就说：谢谢你的好意，谢谢你给我洗衣服。4 Y! J4 T" e2 {8 V/ w m5 Q& q
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2 @& v- k; B5 n6 Q! t% m8 M. v 老婆说：我看你最近很忙，忙得连洗衣服的时间都没有，我是实在看不下去了，人靠衣裳马靠鞍，大夏天的，衣服要勤换勤洗！
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U% O1 x% e/ v- o5 z 老婆说：老实说，哪里来的钱？是不是又去打麻将了？* }( S W) k7 P3 |
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+ j' c5 k" z7 M# q# _# @- J 老婆说：一个大男人，要有大志，要想方设法去赚钱养家，你看看你，天天就知道打麻将，你再这样下去，人都会废掉的。' k9 v5 f2 s5 ^, f% H5 u
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- X& n2 H$ d' V2 p2 f6 J+ i 老婆又说：我又不是不让你玩，有时间就玩玩，咱不能把菠菜当成主业，不能让菠菜影响到咱们的家庭生活。7 E1 n. R( I( l
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老婆突然温柔起来，说：我知道你会以家庭为主的，今晚我给你包饺子吃！
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