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8 A8 z, b/ V( `/ ~1 T$ x( _那么今天,胸毛叫兽就来给大家亲自示范:如何机智地向老(jia)婆(ren)坦白自己网赌输钱 ( ~' f {$ h- S1 g7 r6 }9 V4 G
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好了,大家看我和我媳妇儿的聊天看得过瘾吗?(过瘾~~~~~~)
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9 X% e9 k: o* P1 a' V过瘾个大头鬼!!!说了这是课堂,叫兽是要教你们东西的!$ H( W9 q0 ~! X+ y
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叫兽~~你老婆喊你回家快点回家,让你买个早饭跑了那么久。 |
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不得不承认,胸毛你和你老婆两个人都是人才。{:4_96:}{:4_104:} |
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