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从前,有个牧师劝穷人信教。他问一个穷人:你死后愿升天堂,还是愿下地狱?
+ b* E4 I  i) Q  ?) v5 `穷人回答:唉,看吧!哪边的玉米面便宜,就到那边去吧!:handshake
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一位妇女抱著小孩站在银行的窗口前,那小孩一边吃著面包卷,一边把面包卷从窗口塞给出纳员,出纳员微笑著摇著头。
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你知道三姨家的地址吗?几个小时以后,他收到了回电: 知道        :dizzy:
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输钱不开心的时候可以看一下。
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第一个没看懂,后面两个,呵呵
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怎么我只看得懂第二个{:4_102:}
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行者无畏 发表于 2017-12-7 14:285 H4 o1 X  Z- i; K# [' h# u  K/ B
第一个没看懂,后面两个,呵呵
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第一个的意思是
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摇头晃脑 发表于 2017-12-7 15:26
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:P地三个
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一路发发 发表于 2017-12-7 16:09
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他想要的是哪儿有玉米面就去哪
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明白了,呵呵,原来是玉米面粉啊
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