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拍案惊奇第一回《包龙图打坐天策府,奸牛二骗财惹众怒》
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    风月襟怀,图取欢来,戏场中尽有安排。呼卢博赛,岂不豪哉?费自家心,自家力,自家财。古
3 J3 g/ W$ j8 Z1 N6 R    有等奸胎,惯弄乔才,巧妆成科诨难猜。非关此辈,忒使心乖。总自家痴,自家狠,自家呆。主
3 O0 W" M: O1 Y# H: B    ——词寄《行香子》。' v  B- E9 g4 j" Y$ }- J( ^
   这首词说着人世上诸般戏事,皆可遣兴陶情,惟有Dubo一途最是为害不浅。钱囊空时,念着翻本,于是偷,抢,骗,夺,无所不用其极。今日,九纹龙要说的就  4 R* U- O+ v% w, v9 C, y& C
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是一个牛二骗财的故事。
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   话说,红朝六十二年间,中秋已过,案牍清洁,闲来无事。又逢圣上御赐黄金月饼。包龙图心神畅快,早早饮了三碗女儿红,酩酊之际,思量要寻个乐处。这包9 d8 M0 O" \, V. S
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龙图少年才俊,却有个僻性,酷好的是Dubo。身旁王朝马汉察言观色,知大人心中技痒不过,俯身悄语到:“近日新开几家赌坊,红利颇为丰厚,大人何不去瞧
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2 I' {2 s8 H! W) ]6 I6 n5 p瞧?”。包龙图闻言大喜,遂打开电脑,登录,注册,存款,道:“我们乘着酒兴,三人共赌一回取乐何如?”王朝马汉两人拍手道:“绝妙!绝妙!”说定
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了,方才下场,博斗起来。初时果然不十分大来往,到得掷到兴头上,你强我赛,各要争雄,一二万钱只好做一掷,怎好就歇得手?再取东西,下着本钱,频频添
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入,不记其次。岂料的庄家煞是好手段,越赢得来,精神越旺。三人人不伏输,狠将注头乱推,要博转来,一注大似一注。怎当得庄家连开胜采,三人出注,正如# b: H4 G0 `; i; ~

, B/ v7 F5 f! a8 y众流归海,尽数赶在庄家处了。直赢得三人油干火尽,三人也怕起来,只得忍着性子住了,垂头丧气而别。包龙图总计所输,共有六百万钱。
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4 {3 {3 z& x6 _0 s8 @6 |+ n   三人互望,搜遍周身,半文未有。忽的包龙图跃起,呼到:“我支付宝尚有二百钱!”,随即又沮丧言道“可恨今日提款,明日方能到账,怎能尽兴?”三人彷* c$ P! O' P" C; w. }/ {6 p
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徨间,上网诉苦衷,众皆爱莫能助。突QQ群有人回话:“包兄莫要焦急,小弟或可解忧!”,定睛望去,却是一叫牛二之人,三人细问端详,牛二言,可将支付宝9 t! ?, A  s' k6 B

+ U2 Y: B* f; G0 t- j转至其处,其用网银汇款于包龙图。三人笃信不疑,遂按牛二所言转账,待得转毕,再寻牛二,已不见了踪影。三人这才方知,已着了道。包龙图大怒:“牛二这, Y+ |. K- ]7 E0 C
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厮恁般可恨,胆大包天,竟敢用此诡计诈我。朗朗乾坤,青天白日,岂容此等宵小之徒猖獗。”吐了三碗热血,又顿足捶胸半个时辰,始才名王朝马汉摆轿天策2 V1 I8 S- U8 ^: g8 H
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   惊堂木一拍,门外忽的响起一阵鼓声,老远地,一阵撕心裂肺地喊声响起:“包大人,你要替小民做主啊!”包龙图喝道:“堂下何人,有何冤屈,速速道' q$ K) [( h) t2 k: F5 o
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来!”但见得,堂下之人抬起头颅,两边衙役皆倒吸了一口凉气,原来不是他人,这来告状的,竟然是两广巧克力商行的大东家,肥猫WOW!
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欲知后事如何,且听下回分解!

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沙发哦。我来坐
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很有才的文章!!!我喜欢!!顶一个
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我日,,这样的文章看着着实舒服,九纹龙请续下集!
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主题回复处广告图案-天策传媒
九纹龙兄又有新文章了啊
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很有才的文章!!!
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那WOW却非等闲之辈,自古有云,坐贾行商,这肥猫世代经商,祖上基业厚重,待得留到这辈,在这天策府里,也算得上是数一数二的大户了。, P! _* b7 V; U. y$ o

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包龙图再拍惊堂木:“堂下之人可是WOW,你有何冤屈,又所告何人,但讲无妨,本官定当为你做主”肥猫WOW摸了一把眼泪鼻涕,朗声道:" 包大人在上,小人8 {( o( R/ S3 R3 a5 I+ K. [9 K
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要状告牛二这奸人,这厮以来我作坊为工之名,索要路费,我见其言语可怜,又闻其下体遭毒虫叮咬,腐坏溃烂,心生不忍,遂命人汇去500钱,结果牛二竟然自此
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                  包龙图打坐在天策府尊一声牛二爷细听端底曾记得中秋日朝贺天子我与你在朝房曾把话提说起了招赘事你神色不定我料你在原郡定有前妻到如今她母子前来寻你为什么不相认反把她欺我劝你认香莲是正理祸到了临头悔不及驸马不必巧言讲现有凭据在公堂人来看过了香莲状驸马爷近前看端详上写着秦香莲三十二岁状告当朝驸马郎欺君王瞒皇上悔婚男儿招东床杀妻灭嗣良心丧逼死韩祺在庙堂将状纸压至在那爷的大堂上咬定了牙关你为哪桩
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% Y) O. K6 _" q  m* B2 F    “大人,你好像唱的是铡美案啊”王朝马汉在旁边小声提醒到。包龙图这才醒悟过来,左右看看,尴尬一笑:“顺嘴了,顺嘴了!”
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终日舞文弄墨,还要下回分解。看客欲罢不能,累!
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牛啊牛啊  写的好  顶顶顶
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其下体遭毒虫叮咬,腐坏溃烂,心生不忍     :lol
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包公在天策?????????
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包公在天策?????????
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    包龙图啊,这都不知道???
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楼主你太有才了
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楼主太油菜了,下集有木有
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楼主文采好啊。。。哈哈
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总有一根黄瓜适合你
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{:8_306:} {:8_307:} {:8_308:} {:8_309:}
{:8_310:} {:8_311:} {:8_312:}
{:8_313:} {:8_314:} {:8_315:} {:8_316:}
{:8_317:} {:8_318:} {:8_319:} {:8_320:}
:) :( :D :'( :@ :o
:P :$ ;P :L :Q :lol
:loveliness: :funk: :curse: :dizzy: :shutup: :sleepy:
:hug: :victory: :time: :kiss: :handshake: :call:
:) :( :D :'( :@ :o
:P :$ ;P :L :Q :lol
:loveliness: :funk: :curse: :dizzy: :shutup: :sleepy:
:hug: :victory: :time: :kiss: :handshake: :call:
:hug: :victory:
:) :( :D :'( :@ :o
:P :$ ;P :L :Q :lol
:loveliness: :funk: :curse: :dizzy: :shutup: :sleepy:
:hug: :victory: :time: :kiss: :handshake: :call:
:hug: :victory: :time: :kiss: :handshake: :call:
:hug: :victory: :time: :kiss: :handshake: :call:
:hug: :victory: :time: :kiss: :handshake: :call:
:hug: :victory: :time: :kiss: :handshake: :call:
:hug: :victory: :time: :kiss: :handshake:
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