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搞笑!中彩票500万后的24小时 打十次电话确认中奖
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21:30 给彩票中心打十次电话确认彩票号码和领奖方式。结果,被彩票中心的小姐警告,再敢骚扰她就等着110来抓人。
. |+ F/ M' U" T  g5 j' r- h  22:30 给电视台打电话要感谢那位开奖的仁兄。结果:接线员小姐要我的联系方式,考虑再三没有给她。$ I7 G2 q- o  b* P( z1 l
  22:40给老妈打电话报喜。结果:老妈在电话那边叹气,这孩子,买彩票买疯了。0 I; ]9 z0 b% K' S9 X2 i# f3 {" Q
  23:00 掐自己一下确定不是在做梦。结果:全身都被掐紫。
1 C8 c$ w/ U: r6 q) K7 Q" t  23:30 睡觉。结果:睡不着。
: g4 f/ l8 {' g' G* u2 m; S  24:00 吃安眠药。结果:睡着了,但是做梦不止,反复梦到中了1000万。
- X# X/ N. ]: _) f6 L  4:00 起床。结果:起得太早,大骂奸商做假。  E6 I8 i4 ~0 @# b5 m/ ^& v
  4:30 无事,给以前的女朋友打电话。结果:像往常一样被教育半小时,主题是像我这种人发财的几率和被流星砸到的几率哪一个大。
, G2 @, t; c: M% `5 B1 C  6:30 还是太早,看电视。结果:电视没有信号,还对着电视傻笑。& a. W8 T! |. C3 L. B+ B
  7:30 打的去领奖。结果:身上的钱不够,半路下车改乘公交车。$ c( v' J$ W  s$ O0 p: k' o, {. E
  8:00 路上接到老板电话,两年来第一次对老板说不,并说出自己的看法。结果:老板夸奖我思维活跃有创意。* j# S1 C9 J( r4 E6 |
  8:30 在彩票中心,被昨天接电话的小姐听出声音。结果:她在赔礼道歉之余,向我介绍心理医生。
. P0 k5 _9 H- A' ?6 }  9:00 确认彩票为有效彩票。结果:抱着彩票中心主任痛哭。
5 h; W4 _3 N- y7 I# ?  9:30 办理交税手续。结果:听说要交100万,“啊”的一声,下巴脱臼。: I. G8 {" o; L+ v: u: n& z& n
  10:00 有人询问是否愿意捐赠。结果:赶快闭上嘴,下巴脱臼不治而愈。
8 M$ ?6 P: g% [# p- M  10:30 与银行业务员谈存款条件。结果:同意我取一万枚硬币数着玩。
8 r0 N8 X5 r* j' m4 w5 H  11:00 接到399万元的存折。结果:浑身抖动,脸色苍白,有休克前兆,中心主任派人送我回家,不要我请他吃饭了。
- V) S" Z5 z0 A  13:00 想到老话——得意外之财要散财,于是出门找一百个乞丐一人给一元钱。结果:7%的乞丐拒收。/ L, ?) I3 }! }! _$ k9 L3 J3 Q6 ^
  21:30 接到前女友电话,她已经知道我被流星砸中了,声音像她18岁时那么温柔……
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