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10点的时候 我还坐在电脑旁 一边看着OPS美丽的荷官 一边看着NBA 突然手机想了  广东的电话 一接是一个妹子。3 Q6 t. X) T( X4 c
妹子说:先生,你有在XXX玩过博彩游戏吗?
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我回答:你要是在打电话我真的要离婚了!
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我的回答:妹子不相信可以试试,我家在XXX 你要是来了我指定离婚了,不能在拉我去首存了。; Q7 I* D  f; h6 E) K. p

( N  T- V0 M4 r6 t1 x妹子回答:先生,你真的很有幽默哦!# G: C5 o2 K) w" o

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  |( F( t+ K' W% I9 `7 g  @0 o妹子回答:神经病1 ]1 k. y* n* @) E
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以上纯属本人今早真实经历,事后我告诉我的老婆。我老婆回答:老公。你太到位了。
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你老婆很厉害的啊
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客服妹子最后一句,不专业了。。
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回复 2# 邓超
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    呵呵,其实幽默就在生活里
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回复 21# 鳄鱼九号
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    呵呵,确实是能人啊
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客服真是服了
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回复 17# ivan
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    确实是挺幽默的啊
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呵呵,果然是很真实啊
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对话太短,客服不给力。
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回复 4# 冷暖自知 $ \. c  G# Z5 p8 C

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# p1 \( k: G9 ]- R$ d2 p    和你一样 时间总是排得满满的
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我可没哪精力去和这些妹子聊。
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楼主你还真是幽默,这客服被弄傻了。
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看是博彩公司电话 就挂了
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回复 44# 凌志   Z! q3 k. C/ l0 S

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    应该属于我调戏客服最成功的吧!
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回复 33# 版主02
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- j( M0 m7 e2 D% A    必须的  不然我怎么叫邓超了。就是口才好
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